I believe this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a curse. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- I really need to change my luck
- This can't be real
- I deserve a break
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a group of rabbits came out under a car. They were running all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks won't believe what just occurred. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to faint! All of it was just so get more info wild.
- I can't even
- Like, for real
- I'm going to have to write this down
See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my head. I struggle with grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?